Jokes

riddle: jack and jill are dead. there is broken glass and water everywhere with a table.why?

answer: jack and jill are fish!!! the broken glass and water was there because of the fish tank. the table was there because it was holding the fish tank.





what is pronounced with one letter, has threeletters and all animals '
answer:eye
,
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

answer:because he didnt have the guts to do it!